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Poor Henry's Almanac--Shepherd-Simpson Bible Study Class

Vol. III, # 52, August 5, 2005


Breaking News --- Teacher Bob to Receive A National Award

On Sunday evening Teacher Bob will be awarded the Livingston Hall award for lifetime achievement in the juvenile justice area. With Terry Marsh's direction PH found the following information about the Livingston Hall Award on the American Bar Association website:

About the Livingston Hall Award

ABA Juvenile Justice Committee established the Livingston Hall Juvenile Justice Award in 1985 to recognize lawyers practicing in the juvenile delinquency field who have demonstrated a high degree of skill, commitment, and professionalism in representing their young clients. Realizing that juvenile justice is too often overlooked, the Committee annually honors a lawyer who has positively and significantly contributed to the field and the children it serves.

StarThe award is named in honor and in memory of Livingston Hall, a leader in the juvenile justice field and professor emeritus at Harvard Law School. As an early chair of the Committee, Hall was instrumental in securing ABA approval of the comprehensive Juvenile Justice Standards. This 24-volume set of black letter standards and commentary are as relevant and useful today as they were when first developed over ten years ago.

Each year, the Juvenile Justice Committee seeks an unsung hero, an attorney working in the juvenile justice field who embodies both exceptional dedication and advocacy skills, as the recipient of the Livingston Hall Award. The nominee should be an active member of the bar, should devote a significant portion of his or her legal practice to youth and children, and should be making positive contributions to the field both in and outside the courtroom.

The Juvenile Justice Committee values the opportunity to review a diverse range of nominees. Clients, client organizations, fellow attorneys, judges, prosecutors, defenders, law clinics, agencies, and individuals are encouraged to make nominations. The award is an excellent way to honor an outstanding lawyer whose work and commitment to the rights and interests of children deserves special attention.

PH: Last year's winner was Attorney Craig Cooley of Virginia. Thus, for two years in succession Virginia attorneys have received this significant award.

Teacher Bob will receive this award at a reception between 5:30 PM and 7:00 PM this Sunday in the Truffles Room, Blue Level of the West Tower at the Hyatt Regency in Chicago. Does this Truffles Room sound any more glorious than the Elizabeth B Wilson Multi-purpose Municipal Auditorium? If one chooses to elaborate, The Wilson Auditorium is in the West concourse of the River Road Church Complex (Baptist), North of the James where the Ridge meets the River and where bustles and or bib overalls are welcome without any regard to color level.

Don Not Miss This Amazing News

Thanks to Charlotte Simpson PH was informed of an upcoming event in our universe that has not happened in 5000 years, It is not creationism, but simply splendid astronomy based on scientific observation and no religious leader of the past or present can stop it. Read the details.

Mars, taken by the Hubble Space Telescope"The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the Last 5,000 years, but it may be as long as 60,000 years before it happens again.

The encounter will culminate on August 27th when Mars comes to within 34,649,589 miles of Earth and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification.

By August 27, Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye.

Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August it will rise in the east at 10 PM and reach its azimuth at about 2 AM.

By the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30 AM. That's pretty convenient to see something than no human being has seen in recorded history. So, mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter throughout the month. Share this with your children and grand children. NO ONE ALIVE TODAY WILL EVER SEE THIS AGAIN!"

PH: Maybe the SSBSC can arrange a midnight meeting on Saturday, August 27 in the church parking lot to observe this event, assuming the weather permits a good view of the sky.

PHA Addendum: The Joy of Urban Legends

Sent 20 hours after the rest of this PHA

In today's PHA, the story of Mars and Earth coming closer together is creationism to a large extent. PH reported the following earlier today and the exact words were:

"PH was informed of an upcoming event in our universe that has not happened in 5000 years, It is not creationism, but simply splendid astronomy based on scientific observation and no religious leader of the past or present can stop it" But Gene Damon can stop it.

Shepson Gene Damon checked out the story on an urban legend site and sent to following:

Mars News, True and False
By Alan M. MacRobert

If no one has asked you about it yet, they probably will. A bogus e-mail chain letter, sometimes titled "Mars Spectacular," continues to spread across the internet. It claims that on August 27th Mars will dazzle the world, appearing brighter than ever in history.

BeeThe problem is that "August 27th" is actually August 27, 2003. Mars did have an unusually close pass by Earth that month — but since then, the chain letter has morphed in some versions to the point that Mars is supposed to look as big and bright as the full Moon.

Mars does have a fine apparition in 2005, but the planet will pass closest to us in October and November this year, not August, and it will reach a maximum apparent diameter of only 20 arcseconds, compared to 25 arcseconds in 2003. And of course it will look like a bright star, not the full Moon.

You can read all about this year's Mars apparition, and what to observe for yourself, in the September Sky & Telescope, page 67. For the most recent amateur images of the planet, see the MarsWatch 2005 site.

A few years ago, dozens of radio stations called Sky & Telescope about a chain letter claiming that the Moon was about to swing so close to Earth that it would turn night into day. I came up with a standard on-air line: "This chain letter is a good thing, not a bad thing. It's an immunization. If you make a fool of yourself by sending it to your friends and family, you'll be less likely to send them the next e-mail chain letter you get, which may not be so harmless."

P.S.: The first place to check for facts about any internet rumor, hoax, or urban legend is www.snopes.com. Bookmark it.

PH: The urban legend website of www.snopes.com is a good one for all PHA readers. Thanks to Gene Damon for striving for the truth, but PH is still going to look for a jolly man in a red suit on the night of December 24 and just never trust the Internet entirely.

Prayer Rounds

PH has learned that Shepson Gene Cox had successful surgery to repair a ruptured cervical disc. He is recovering at home and hopes to be back on TeeVee later this month.

CrownRemember in your prayers: Gene Cox, the family of John R Simpson, Jared Oliver, Mary Mann, Jeanette Gholston, Don Bunn, Kay and Bob Culpeper and the family of Stuart S Sanderson, Jr. Elmer West, Sandra Sizemore's Great Aunt Myrtle Kurz and the family of Myrtle Kurz, Philip and Shanna Davis, the VCU BSU, Julia Tyler and her parents, the youth of the church, the Church clergy and the church staff. Prayers should also be offered for our men and women in the armed forces and for civilians around the world in harm's way and for those only known to you

Don't Forget that the ISH school supplies campaign will run another ten days. The supplies are still on the move to the ISH headquarters.

Get the Sweets and Non Sweets to the Church on Time

DON'T FORGET

OUR CLASS SUPPLIES GOODIES FOR THE RECEPTION AFTER CHURCH ON SUNDAY, AUGUST 14

WE NEED SWEETS AND NON-SWEETS

Chef cookin'So far, we have commitments from:

Bess Price - a guacamole dip

Kitty and Miller Alvis - ham biscuits and lemon squares

Charlotte and Bill Simpson - fruit (cantaloup) and veggies (PH suspects reverse psychology is in action here. If Bill brings fruit and veggies, he probably hopes that others will bring loads of sweets).

Please try to bring either a sweet or a non-sweet

Questions: Charlotte Simpson at telephone 285-3185 or e-mail at wsimpson04@comcast.net

How Can Shepsons Be Married for Thirty Years or More And Still Be Twenty-nine?

This query can only be explained by a superb mathematician or someone well versed in intelligent design. One of those qualified to solve this question is Shepson Dick Morris who just turned twenty-nine last Wednesday, but has been married to Judy for forty-five years. Dick explained this phenomenon in one of the early issues of PHA, but he has upgraded his explanation and here it is..........A PHA Exclusive:

"As to the question of the age 29 which we in the class all share, we must thank Albert Einstein for the answer. He used Sunhis brain for his laboratory in devising the Theory of Relativity. He had a thought experiment regarding twins. One of the twins travels into space on a rocket ship, traveling near the speed of light over a period of years while the second twin remains on Earth. Upon returning, the traveling twin is much younger than the one left behind. Time passes much slower for someone traveling near the speed of light.

So, we can only conclude that those of us in the SSBSC have been living life in the fast lane. In fact, living in the "near the speed of light" fast lane. Time for us progresses much more slowly than for others.

As to the mystery of anniversary years being greater than birth years, we are now dealing with what mathematicians call "seems like!" numbers. Judy and I, for example, are both 29 years of age and we have had what "seems like!" 45 years of marriage. The actual number surely is something much less.
I hope this is clear?"

Judy and I will be in Chautauqua, NY for the next two Sundays. We will miss you.
Dick,

Rob James Will Present Catacombs Lecture Five on Sunday

Rob will continue his lecture on:

Where Jesus Sounds Like the Book of Revelation: The Synoptic Apocalypse, Mark 13=Matt 24=Luke 21

Last week Rob presented a thought provoking lecture focusing on Mark 13. He mentioned that the rebellious (PH's word) Jesus Seminar had printed Jesus' words in Mark 13:2 as gray (gray meaning Jesus probably did not say it, but the ideas contained are close to Jesus' own). The remaining verses with words allegedly spoken by Jesus in Mark 13 and in Matthew 24 and Luke 21 are printed in black (which means that Jesus did not say these words, but someone else did as part of a later tradition).

HarpIt is interesting to read the explanation for the gray color by the Jesus Seminar regarding Mark 13:2. Here is the explanation in the Five Gospels by the Jesus Seminar:

"The temple was the center, not only of the sacrificial cult, but also of the banking system, the meat industry, and the seat of political power in Jesus' time. In view of Jesus' concern for the poor, it is likely that he would have had something to say about the temple, and that something is likely to have been critical. Further, the reference to false testimony given at Jesus' trial hints that this saying - or one like it - was not invented by the evangelists.

For all these reasons, Fellows of the Jesus Seminar were divided almost evenly on whether this saying originated from Jesus. The weighted average fell into the gray category, but slightly more than 50% of the Fellows voted either red or pink (meaning Jesus actually said it or probably said it).

Come to Sunday School this Sunday and hear Professor Rob explain more and make us think too.

Two Anniversary Celebrations Next Week

Mary and Julian Pentecost will celebrate fifty-seven years of marriage next Wednesday. It certainly "seems like" Mary and Julian Leohave been traveling near the speed of light long enough to fool all of us. Also, Jane and Norm Vaughn will celebrate forty-eight years of marriage on next Friday. PH knows that Norm was a member of the class of 1957 at the United States Military Academy at West Point. It certainly did not take him long after graduation to approach travel near the speed of light just trying to keep up with Jane.

Jock the Scot Gets Around

Do you remembering reading in last week's PHA the story provided by Beth Wilson about Jock the painter who thinned his paint while painting the church? When his sin was exposed he said I will "Repaint! Repaint! and thin no more!"

ScallopAll the way from California Donald Deer wrote PH and mentioned that he first heard a similar story about a Scot, but his story was sent to him by a Congo missionary kid over five years ago. PH responded to Donald's message with the following:

"What a turn around. A Congo kid started this whole thing and it got to Beth Wilson in White Stone, VA." And the Scot became a Jock.

Words of David James Duncan from Orion Magazine
July/August 2005

KeysTrue evangelism, based on the example of Jesus, does not suggest the "missionary zeal" of self-righteous proselytizers. It implies, on the contrary, the kind of all-embracing universality evident in Mother Teresa's prayer: "May God break my heart so completely that the whole world falls in." Not just fellow nuns, Catholics, Calcuttans, Indians. The whole world. It gives me pause to realize that, were such a prayer said by me and answered by God, I would afterward possess a heart so open that even hate-driven zealots would fall inside.

PH

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